Verehre meine schmutzigen Turnschuhe, du Fußfreak

Hi there, little sneaker boy. I have been walking around all day in these tennis shoes,

and they are dirty and stinky and, ugh, just gross. And I need someone to clean them for

me. Are you going to clean them for me? Would you? Would you make sure that you get in between

each and every one of these little cracks? Because that's what I need. I want you to

go ahead and stick your tongue out and flat tongue it all the way from the heel to the